You can ONLY have 1 of these for the next 7 days:

Boss Jose

Albert Long

This is a good one, can’t have my mouth feeling dirty

Otherwise you gotta go European with the bidet

I'll survive without the rest/people will have to deal with it. This would suck

There ways around all of the other items, or substitutes, in this debate, but toothpaste, man brushing with water just don’t cut it.

The shitter is my office. Toilet paper is a nessesary office supply!

About 40% of you are gonna have some dirty asses! Lol

You didn't see a big run on toothpaste on April.

I make get by for a few days but I will need TP over thst timeframe

Why is your ass so dirty? Don’t you wipe?