I fear my boss less than I fear a lollipop from a bank teller

Yesterday, a mopey Rudy Giuliani was seen entering  the White House. He went there to: 

Try and collect an overdue check from Trump for his legal fees

To plan a final insurrection with Trump so he can stay in office

Help Trump pack boxes for $10.00/hr. (Which Trump said is a “good deal.”)

Give Trump some more free, bad legal advice

Work Sucks The Book

Bob Rauch

VERIFIED

Philip J Muniz

Theodore Dueñez ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

Mike

He needed the cash to pay for the special shampoo that cleans the hair dye off the side of a head

Ari Goldstein

Anthony Avila

Impeach Pedo Joe and arrest Meth Head Hunter

Harold

Hey #donthecon made Rudy an offer he couldn't refuse! Perhaps he'll get one last opportunity to 'discreetly' play with himself while Melania is around???? 🤣🤣🤣

Steve Jaffe

And where is Rudy today? And where will he be next week? Will anyone care ?! Maybe in the senate before a hearing!

Avery Martinez

I was tired before the election. My wife and I have a 10 day news moratorium. Sports and weather only. We are beat !